The lesser spotted nudusforis failing at camouflage on account of not being spiky or furry enough.

The lesser spotted nudusforis failing at camouflage on account of not being spiky or furry enough.

Riverbank nude

Riverbank nude

How to get naked in a farm shed: a ten step guide.

1) Go into a farm shed
2) Take clothes off
3) Um…that’s pretty much it
4) …..
5) well, this is awkward
6) …..
7) …..
8) Oh, your shoes and socks!
9) Take those off too.
10) As you were

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Part naked farm-boy with entire sheep (also naked) and half a tree (naked but for leaves)

Part naked farm-boy with entire sheep (also naked) and half a tree (naked but for leaves)

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Saturday morning 10 minutes to myself nude

Saturday morning 10 minutes to myself nude

Position for digesting too much cake in #1

Position for digesting too much cake in #1

Birthdays mean wearing my birthday suit and looking for pretty shells at the beach

Birthdays mean wearing my birthday suit and looking for pretty shells at the beach

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It’s time for the brushing of teeth.
And wondering if it is recycling day tomorrow and if the library books are due back and whether black and white is better than colour and why the bath mat has been left in a sodden sodding pile on the floor for god’s sake and if it will ever stop raining and where the light goes when you switch off the light and what you are doing right now and what it would be like if you were brushing your teeth with me and we were about to go to bed together.

It’s time for the brushing of teeth.
And wondering if it is recycling day tomorrow and if the library books are due back and whether black and white is better than colour and why the bath mat has been left in a sodden sodding pile on the floor for god’s sake and if it will ever stop raining and where the light goes when you switch off the light and what you are doing right now and what it would be like if you were brushing your teeth with me and we were about to go to bed together.

Silhouetted, dreaming of flying away

Silhouetted, dreaming of flying away

Accidental bathroom shot.

Accidental bathroom shot.

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