Nude, tired of waiting for God and attempting to create self.

Nude, tired of waiting for God and attempting to create self.

Tags: me nude

Finding a sunny patch to lie in while working from home and hoping not to be disturbed by anyone coming up the path.

Actually, well dressed and uninvited visitors: according to Genesis this IS the way Jehovah intended us to be witnessed…

Finding a sunny patch to lie in while working from home and hoping not to be disturbed by anyone coming up the path.

Actually, well dressed and uninvited visitors: according to Genesis this IS the way Jehovah intended us to be witnessed…

Tags: me nude

The (self) love seat is a wonderful place for lying in the sun, reading and what-have-you.

If you snuggle up there’s room for two
Would you like to lie on me
Or shall I lie on you?

The (self) love seat is a wonderful place for lying in the sun, reading and what-have-you.

If you snuggle up there’s room for two
Would you like to lie on me
Or shall I lie on you?

Dresser and undresser.

Dresser and undresser.

Tags: me nude

"Good morning Mr Foris.

This is the World with your automated wake-up call.
I’m afraid “lalalala I can’t hear you” is not a valid response.

Please try again.”

"Good morning Mr Foris.

This is the World with your automated wake-up call.
I’m afraid “lalalala I can’t hear you” is not a valid response.

Please try again.”

The lesser spotted nudusforis failing at camouflage on account of not being spiky or furry enough.

The lesser spotted nudusforis failing at camouflage on account of not being spiky or furry enough.

Riverbank nude

Riverbank nude

How to get naked in a farm shed: a ten step guide.

1) Go into a farm shed
2) Take clothes off
3) Um…that’s pretty much it
4) …..
5) well, this is awkward
6) …..
7) …..
8) Oh, your shoes and socks!
9) Take those off too.
10) As you were

Tags: me nude

Part naked farm-boy with entire sheep (also naked) and half a tree (naked but for leaves)

Part naked farm-boy with entire sheep (also naked) and half a tree (naked but for leaves)

Tags: me nude and ewe

Saturday morning 10 minutes to myself nude

Saturday morning 10 minutes to myself nude