Hay-barn nude, winter sun

Hay-barn nude, winter sun

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You know those days when you feel like no matter how hard you try you’re just not going to fit in?

You know those days when you feel like no matter how hard you try you’re just not going to fit in?

Hay-barn nude #5 I think

Hay-barn nude #5 I think

Mountain air.

Mountain air.

Dear Manufacturer of Burton Snow Clothing,
I wish to complain about the snow pants advertised in your brochure as featuring “extra tight elastic to keep your buns and bits toasty warm in the toughest conditions”

As you can see from the attached photo, my pants elastic failed at a critical moment, as I attempted an innocent fully-dressed selfie for Facebook, leaving me cold and dangerously exposed.

Regards,
Mr N. Foris
Former leader of the Girl Scout Climbing Group
Dear Manufacturer of Burton Snow Clothing,

I wish to complain about the snow pants advertised in your brochure as featuring “extra tight elastic to keep your buns and bits toasty warm in the toughest conditions”

As you can see from the attached photo, my pants elastic failed at a critical moment, as I attempted an innocent fully-dressed selfie for Facebook, leaving me cold and dangerously exposed.

Regards,

Mr N. Foris

Former leader of the Girl Scout Climbing Group
The rain has stopped and the sun is out!
All my clothes are out on the line…

The rain has stopped and the sun is out!
All my clothes are out on the line…

Demonstrating the correct way to warm yourself up in front of the fire after getting soaked taking dogs out for a walk having left your jacket behind as it didn’t look that bad.

Demonstrating the correct way to warm yourself up in front of the fire after getting soaked taking dogs out for a walk having left your jacket behind as it didn’t look that bad.

Oh, it’s going to do more than tickle!

Oh, it’s going to do more than tickle!

For Read Naked Day.
E.E. Cummings: Erotic Poems

For Read Naked Day.
E.E. Cummings: Erotic Poems

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Bring back Summer!

It’s Winter and far too cold for these types of shenanigans.
EDIT: This was a photograph from summer, not from recently - I’m not that tough!

Bring back Summer!

It’s Winter and far too cold for these types of shenanigans.

EDIT: This was a photograph from summer, not from recently - I’m not that tough!