Waiting in barn, trying to blend in in attempt to catch the infamous hay-thief red-handed.

Note to self: needs more hay.

Waiting in barn, trying to blend in in attempt to catch the infamous hay-thief red-handed.

Note to self: needs more hay.

Detective Foris, trying to work out who has stolen all the hay from the barn and being careful not to contaminate the crime scene with clothing fibres.

Detective Foris, trying to work out who has stolen all the hay from the barn and being careful not to contaminate the crime scene with clothing fibres.

Waking up in the barn after the full moon again. Wondering where my clothes are and why I have a mouthful of feathers.
I have no recollection of going to the drag club at all…

Waking up in the barn after the full moon again. Wondering where my clothes are and why I have a mouthful of feathers.

I have no recollection of going to the drag club at all…

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Blood moon for those of you with cloud cover tonight.

Just so you don’t miss out on any arsetronomical events.

Blood moon for those of you with cloud cover tonight.

Just so you don’t miss out on any arsetronomical events.

Hay barn, black and white.

Hey my-wanton-self, just a quick snap of me and a few friends out at the nude beach similar to the one you went to the other day without me.

I hope you got the invite and are not still at work?

Mads is looking after the cake, I have just told Helena one of my hilarious anecdotes and am looking for Robert Downey Jr’s cuff-links which fell in the sand when he ripped off his clothes to jump into the water.

Hey my-wanton-self, just a quick snap of me and a few friends out at the nude beach similar to the one you went to the other day without me.

I hope you got the invite and are not still at work?

Mads is looking after the cake, I have just told Helena one of my hilarious anecdotes and am looking for Robert Downey Jr’s cuff-links which fell in the sand when he ripped off his clothes to jump into the water.

Rise and shine!

Rise and shine!

Nude, tired of waiting for God and attempting to create self.

Nude, tired of waiting for God and attempting to create self.

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Finding a sunny patch to lie in while working from home and hoping not to be disturbed by anyone coming up the path.

Actually, well dressed and uninvited visitors: according to Genesis this IS the way Jehovah intended us to be witnessed…

Finding a sunny patch to lie in while working from home and hoping not to be disturbed by anyone coming up the path.

Actually, well dressed and uninvited visitors: according to Genesis this IS the way Jehovah intended us to be witnessed…

Tags: me nude

The (self) love seat is a wonderful place for lying in the sun, reading and what-have-you.

If you snuggle up there’s room for two
Would you like to lie on me
Or shall I lie on you?

The (self) love seat is a wonderful place for lying in the sun, reading and what-have-you.

If you snuggle up there’s room for two
Would you like to lie on me
Or shall I lie on you?