Dear Manufacturer of Burton Snow Clothing,
I wish to complain about the snow pants advertised in your brochure as featuring “extra tight elastic to keep your buns and bits toasty warm in the toughest conditions”
As you can see from the attached photo, my pants elastic failed at a critical moment, as I attempted an innocent fully-dressed selfie for Facebook, leaving me cold and dangerously exposed.
Mr N. Foris
Former leader of the Girl Scout Climbing Group