No! There’s no more cake left.
Stop with that battering ram!
Don’t make me get the hot oil…

No! There’s no more cake left.
Stop with that battering ram!
Don’t make me get the hot oil…

What the hell is that banging sound?
How come I can smell pitch?

What the hell is that banging sound?
How come I can smell pitch?

Morning cradling.

Morning cradling.

More rainy day fun activities for one (or more)

More rainy day fun activities for one (or more)

Rainy Day fun activities for one (or more)

Rainy Day fun activities for one (or more)

Tags: me nude

Volunteers needed for crop circle creation. Must be naked and not allergic to grass (or have own spaceship)

Volunteers needed for crop circle creation. Must be naked and not allergic to grass (or have own spaceship)

Tags: me nude

Morning. Another busy day of filing through the bars and I will be free!

Morning. Another busy day of filing through the bars and I will be free!

I have been inundated with a slew* of requests for images of me wearing clothes.
Well, I presume this is what they meant when they said, “For god’s sake Nudus, put some clothes on!”

*one can be a slew

I have been inundated with a slew* of requests for images of me wearing clothes.
Well, I presume this is what they meant when they said, “For god’s sake Nudus, put some clothes on!”

*one can be a slew

Body: washed clean and pure. 
Thoughts: less so.

Body: washed clean and pure.
Thoughts: less so.

One of those clothes dissolving rivers they warn you about in the guidebooks…

One of those clothes dissolving rivers they warn you about in the guidebooks…