Mostly I like this photo because my back wrinkles look like a baby elephant trunk….
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No! There’s no more cake left.
Stop with that battering ram!
Don’t make me get the hot oil…
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What the hell is that banging sound?
How come I can smell pitch?
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More rainy day fun activities for one (or more)
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Rainy Day fun activities for one (or more)
Volunteers needed for crop circle creation. Must be naked and not allergic to grass (or have own spaceship)
Morning. Another busy day of filing through the bars and I will be free!
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I have been inundated with a slew* of requests for images of me wearing clothes.
Well, I presume this is what they meant when they said, “For god’s sake Nudus, put some clothes on!”
*one can be a slew
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Body: washed clean and pure.
Thoughts: less so.
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Because one day, we’ll all turn 40 (8).
To be continued (19) outdoors
To be continued (20)
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