saltcaramels replied to your post: Traditionally I like to get naked outdoors on the…
Aren’t you supposed to sacrifice a virgin, or is that just what we do in rural England?
I have been to rural England and don’t believe there are many that fit the requirements there.
But that does sound like a much better idea. I would be prepared to sacrifice my virginity* instead of freezing my balls off in the cold!
*well, I have been a virgin for most of this year. Does that count?
Traditionally I like to get naked outdoors on the shortest day of the year as an offering to the Solstice God and to ensure the sun returns…and the forecast for tomorrow: 11 degrees C, showers and strong cold southerlies
Arg! Think warm thoughts for me?
livinginhalfshadow replied to your post: It’s a rainy day in Cardiff drip drop drip drip…
Nudus wrote a poem/It wasn’t very good/He should just take his clothes off/And show us all his wood.
But Ms LIHS, why should you limit your enjoyment when you can enjoy both poetry AND penises? Here’s one from the Nudus archives:
Take your willy for a walk
Put it on a leash if you need
Don’t worry about the neighbours’ talk
Just set your phallus phree
Perambulate your penis
Rock your cock around the town
It doesn’t matter if your prick or dick
Is pointing up or down
Show your shlong the shining shtars
Point out the bugs and ants
Your dong deserves a better view
Than the inside of your pants
It’s a rainy day in Cardiff
drip drop drip drip drop
the cricket won’t even start if
it doesn’t stop
Yes (but for supper!) Go the ABs!