The hatch to the cake bay in Mr Foris’ plane, still open, waiting to be filled.

The hatch to the cake bay in Mr Foris’ plane, still open, waiting to be filled.

Mr Foris and I (Scarlet the long-suffering PA) are going to Canada.
He is currently trying on cut-off jeans-shorts at duty free and saying, “These aren’t just for girls are they? Do you think I’m too old for these? Do you think I should be wearing underwear trying these on?”

Lord, give me strength.

Mr Foris and I (Scarlet the long-suffering PA) are going to Canada.
He is currently trying on cut-off jeans-shorts at duty free and saying, “These aren’t just for girls are they? Do you think I’m too old for these? Do you think I should be wearing underwear trying these on?”

Lord, give me strength.

Nudus is off on a business trip and shall only refer to himself in the 3rd person for the entire voyage so it appears he is accompanied by an eager young PA.
Expect mile-high selfies; hotel nudes of him picking up the newspaper outside his door and being accidentally locked out; lamentable poetic lamentations of the deprivations of the modern airport and grand schemes to introduce compulsory libraries and free cake; jet-lagged whinges about the prices, locals, weather, air, fashion, TV, laws against public nudity, life, etc.

You know, the usual.

Nudus is off on a business trip and shall only refer to himself in the 3rd person for the entire voyage so it appears he is accompanied by an eager young PA.
Expect mile-high selfies; hotel nudes of him picking up the newspaper outside his door and being accidentally locked out; lamentable poetic lamentations of the deprivations of the modern airport and grand schemes to introduce compulsory libraries and free cake; jet-lagged whinges about the prices, locals, weather, air, fashion, TV, laws against public nudity, life, etc.

You know, the usual.

Waiting in barn, trying to blend in in attempt to catch the infamous hay-thief red-handed.

Note to self: needs more hay.

Waiting in barn, trying to blend in in attempt to catch the infamous hay-thief red-handed.

Note to self: needs more hay.

(Source: carrierlost, via txpeaches)

Bridge and river from bicycle trail

Bridge and river from bicycle trail

"Burned looking something"?
BURNED LOOKING SOMETHING????


Those, my culinarily challenged friend, are field mushrooms, lovingly and gently sautéed in white wine and garlic butter. 
The smoke alarm was obviously far too sensitive and the firemen stayed for dessert so all ended well.

"Burned looking something"?
BURNED LOOKING SOMETHING????

Those, my culinarily challenged friend, are field mushrooms, lovingly and gently sautéed in white wine and garlic butter. The smoke alarm was obviously far too sensitive and the firemen stayed for dessert so all ended well.

Dinner is served!
Note healthy serving of greens.

Dinner is served!
Note healthy serving of greens.

The boys’ dinner is cooking!

The boys’ dinner is cooking!