mikeymcmichaels:

Sailor - by Mikey McMichaels - 125422IMG_6630

mikeymcmichaels:

Sailor - by Mikey McMichaels - 125422IMG_6630

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Come on Bokke!

Also justapeekofme, I would turn over a new leaf but that’s all that is covering my penis.

Come on Bokke!

Also justapeekofme, I would turn over a new leaf but that’s all that is covering my penis.

Is this the colour of nail polish you were looking for? 
Xo kiwigem ;)

But kiwigem, you have forgotten to include nail polish in your photo!

EDIT: On closer inspection, once I had cleared the fog from my glasses, it appears there was a small bottle of nail polish hidden away in this photo. Gracious. Is everything to scale?

Is this the colour of nail polish you were looking for? 

Xo kiwigem ;)

But kiwigem, you have forgotten to include nail polish in your photo!

EDIT: On closer inspection, once I had cleared the fog from my glasses, it appears there was a small bottle of nail polish hidden away in this photo. Gracious. Is everything to scale?

(Source: roomglamour, via justapeekofme)

NZ vs South Africa…tonight!

If South Africa win I shall post a photo of myself with only a Boerewors* to maintain my modesty.

Who’s with me? justapeekofme? dontiwish? kiwigem? livinginhalfshadow?

*curly South African sausage

NZ vs South Africa…tonight!

If South Africa win I shall post a photo of myself with only a Boerewors* to maintain my modesty.

Who’s with me? justapeekofme? dontiwish? kiwigem? livinginhalfshadow?

*curly South African sausage

Filed under: Things I have never done but would like to.

Drawing someone nude, that is.

Filed under: Things I have never done but would like to.

Drawing someone nude, that is.

(Source: nudistenergodar)

Everyone is welcome at the river
And while the cool air may make you shiver
We can warm up on the rocks
Dry our arses and our socks
And head back to mine for toast and liver*

*or quiche if you aren’t keen on liver.

The lesser spotted nudusforis failing at camouflage on account of not being spiky or furry enough.

The lesser spotted nudusforis failing at camouflage on account of not being spiky or furry enough.

It must be heading towards summer - even the wine is cricket flavoured.

It must be heading towards summer - even the wine is cricket flavoured.

justapeekofme:

Hey nudusforis, this lady asked if she could join your volleyball team, apparently she’s a masseuse and loves long hot bubble baths. I told her due to the uniform standards which she clearly doesn’t meet, you wouldn’t be interested.

Now hold on just a minute justapeekofme!
Clearly she has many of the attributes I am looking for in a volleyball team-mate: great jump, eyes on the ball, good spiking form…and everything.
It appears she is just wearing her warm-up outfit in this photo and obviously has her uniform on underneath.
You didn’t send her away without getting her number did you?

justapeekofme:

Hey nudusforis, this lady asked if she could join your volleyball team, apparently she’s a masseuse and loves long hot bubble baths. I told her due to the uniform standards which she clearly doesn’t meet, you wouldn’t be interested.

Now hold on just a minute justapeekofme!

Clearly she has many of the attributes I am looking for in a volleyball team-mate: great jump, eyes on the ball, good spiking form…and everything.

It appears she is just wearing her warm-up outfit in this photo and obviously has her uniform on underneath.

You didn’t send her away without getting her number did you?

(Source: bachelors-art)